Behrin It

vugust:

wgreatwhiteprivilege:

threeeyedboy:

greatwhiteprivilege:

it ok

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING

ur own lil cheerleader

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water pokemon.

ghoustly:

close enough haha

ghoustly:

close enough haha

squided:

"bisexuals are just being greedy"

This statement is correct.  I want all the donuts to myself.  No sharon you can’t have a donut.  Yes, I know there are 24 donuts.  Yes, I want them all for myself.  Fuck off sharon.

a discussion on sexual orientation
me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
classmate: wait, what's polyamory?
me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
professor: *overhears from front of class*
professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g
me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's--
professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
me: ....
me: ....
me: ....
professor: it should be polyerosy
orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

nazipervert:

"I’ll just leave that there"

damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there

orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

nazipervert:

"I’ll just leave that there"

damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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ruinedchildhood:

me as a parent

juilan:

jakemalik:

jakemalik:

I have a foot long of gum here and I planning on eating it all at once right now

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this was a terrible idea

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cartel:

gifs; cats freaking out

colornbian:

How do you become someone who puts stickers on fruit because I think I could do that

joninha18:

absolutelysweetmarie:

a shipper and a non-shipper watching a show together.

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This is so accurate it hurts

arctichunkies:

curves on women are great, but curves on final exams are really what get me going

lastseasonsloser:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

mishasminions:

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

YES SO GOOD!!!!!